Jerry Seinfeld Quotes (Page 6)
George: I saw Sienna again.
Jerry: He's dating a crayon.
Katie: Jerry, I don't want you to freak out.
Jerry: I'm freakin' out! I am freakin' out!
Jerry: You know what a good mechanic is worth? You can't compare that to sex.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jerry: Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jerry: He's a doctor! I mean it's supposed to be like a sterile environment.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Jerry: [as doorman] Hey, wait a second. You live here?
Mr. Green: Of course I live here! I've lived here for 20 years. If you don't let me in, I'm going to call the police and have you arrested!
[lets man pass]
Jerry: [yells after him] You think you're better than me?
Jerry: Can I just go up?
Doorman: Oh, I get it. Why waste time making small talk with the doorman? I should just shut up and do my job, opening the door for you.
Jerry: So.... how 'bout those Knicks?
Doorman: Oh, I see. On the sports page.
Jerry: Yeah.
Doorman: What makes you think I wasn't reading the Wall Street page? Oh, I know, because I'm the uneducated doorman.
Doorman: Woah, woah, woah. May I help you?
Jerry: Yeah, I'm just going up to see Elaine Benes.
Doorman: Benes? There's no one here by that name.
Jerry: Oh, she's uh, she's house-sitting for Mr. Pitt.
Doorman: Oh. House-sitting.
Jerry: Yeah.
Doorman: What're you, the boyfriend? Here for a quickie?
George: I love these people, you can't ask 'em questions. They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius, unless it's in the confines of an office. When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jerry: Oh that Michael, I hate him. He's just so smug.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
