Jerry Seinfeld Quotes (Page 7)
Jerry: You look like a pirate.
Kramer: I want to be a pirate!
Jerry: Who is he not to talk to you about his life threatening illness?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jerry: Oh, it's "Risk." It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Kramer: Yes, yes. You're like Switzerland.
Jerry: I don't wanna be Switzerland.
Jerry: Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jerry: I choose not to run!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jerry: Well, you really went bald there didn't you?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Lois: So, you were the fastest kid in school.
Jerry: Faster than a speeding bullet, Lois.
Jerry: Man, that's some tart cider.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Lois: Would you be able to come all the way downtown during rush hour again?
Jerry: Well, I'd have to be Superman to do that Lois.
