Jerry Seinfeld Quotes (Page 9)
Jerry: Oh, no, it's Kenny. Slide out so he can't sit in.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Jerry: This is the dinner. The soup counts!
Bania: The soup's not a meal. You were supposed to buy me a meal.
Jerry: I love the day date: no wine, no shower.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Jerry: I'll have the bacon club without the turkey.
George: I'll have the turkey club without the bacon.
Jerry: "So where's my sneakers?"
Kramer: "That's what I want to know."
Jerry: "What do you mean?"
Kramer: "Well, I saw mom and pop this morning, but when I went by the store on my way home the place was empty. Everything is gone. Mom and pop vanished!"
Jerry: "So all my sneakers are gone?"
Kramer: "I'm afraid so, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. I've been asking around. They didn't even have any kids."
Jerry: "Mom and pop aren't even a mom and pop?
Kramer: "It was all an act, Jerry. They conned us, and they scored big-time!"
Jerry: We should get you to a hospital.
Kramer: I ain't going to no Bellview.
Jerry: I don't want to be a cowboy.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jerry: Is it? Could it be? It is! Poppy peed on my sofa!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Jerry: [about George] "It's a shame his parents didn't get divorced thirty years ago. He could've been normal."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Jerry: He doesn't even care if a man answers.
Elaine: Or you.