Jess Mariano Quotes (Page 2)
Jess: My mother told me never go through a lady’s bag ... at least, not until you’re a couple blocks away. I’m just kidding, she never said that. Though it sounds like pretty good advice, doesn’t it?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 8th, 2007 Jess: Who was that on the phone?
Rory: No one.
Jess: No one wouldn't be happening to be heading over here right now would he?
Rory: Jess...
Paris: What's going on?
Rory: Nothing.
Jess: Dean's on his way over and Rory doesn't want him to find me here.
Paris: Why?
Jess: Yea, why?
Rory: You know why.
Jess: Just eating dinner.
Rory: Jess, I'm asking you as a friend, just please leave, now.
Jess: Do you really want me to go?
Rory: I really want to avoid a fight with Dean.
Jess: Ok, I'm going.
Rory: Thank you.
Jess: Ow!...oh...
Rory: What?
Jess: I just twisted my ankle, I better go lie down
Rory: Jess!
Luke: I can’t relax. I can’t sleep. I’m having nightmares about being chased around by boxes with arms and they tackle me and pile clothing on top of my face and secure it around my head with packing tape and I’m just lying there choking while you’re sitting in the corner laughing, putting gel in your hair with a switchblade!
Jess: Should I be putting a tongue depressor in your mouth right about now?
Luke: This is Liz's kid, Jess. Jess, this is Mia, Lorelai's boss. She owns the Independence Inn.
Mia: Hello.
Jess: Hmmph.
Luke: That's "Hello, nice to meet you" in Slacker.
Lorelai: Ugh. There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous cream pies you can just smash in someone's face, but this is definitely one of them.
Jess: Well, now, that's not very neighborly.
