Jim Halpert Quotes (Page 7)
Pam: [We got Kevin] 69 Cup-of-Noodles.
Jim: Which we realize sounds crass, but it is his favorite number.
Pam: And his favorite lunch.
Jim: Dwight, The key to being a good public speaker is waving your arms in the air and pounding your fists on the table. A lot.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Jim: Dwight, if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Dwight: I can travel anywhere, except Cuba, and I will travel to New Zealand and walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor and I will hike Mount Doom.
Jim: You gotta take a chance on something sometime, Pam.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Dwight: Michael wants us to bond, so we need topics for conversation.
Jim: Ponies!
Dwight: No.
Ryan: How about rainbows?
Dwight: No.
Jim: Flowers?
Ryan: Makeup?
Roy: I'm glad she has a friend at work that she can get through the day with. That way she's not all, "blah blah blah" when she gets home.
Jim: Yeah, I like talking to her too.
Kevin: I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.
Jim: Thanks for the heads up, Kev.
Kevin: I got your back if he does. [pause] But try to stay out of it.
Jim: What do you think of Kelly?
Ryan: I don't know. It depends if you like a little junk in the... [Sees camera] She's really cool.
Pam: What did you guys talk about?
Jim: Oh, just you know - politics, literature... [holds up Hooter's T-shirt]
Pam: I hate you
Michael: What do you like best about Pam?
Jim: Oh, I really don't wanna talk about it.
Michael: What is it, is it her legs, her boobs, or?
Jim: Um, she's easy to talk to, I guess. And, she's got a really good sense of humor.
Michael: Really?
Jim: Mmm-hmm.
Michael: Never gets any of my jokes.
Jim: How 'bout you?
Michael: Her boobs. Definitely.
Jim: [surprised] Wow. That's not what I meant.
