Jim Halpert Quotes (Page 8)
Jim: I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Michael: Oh God, a minivan! What is Meredith's problem?
Jim: Uh, I think she has a kid.
Michael: Yeah she has one kid and no husband. She's not going to find one driving one of these things around!
Dwight: Where are we going?
Jim: [lying to get Dwight to the hospital] Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael: Chuck E. Cheese? Oh god, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.
Jim: We're going to the hospital, Michael.
Michael: I know, but...still...
Michael: What do I write under "reason for visit?"
Jim: Concussion. [Michael scratches something out] What'd you write?
Michael: ..."Bringing someone to the hospital."
Jim: Oh, you thought they meant your reason for visit.
Michael: No, you know what? This isn't about me anymore.
Michael: Dwight, what's your middle name?
Dwight: [Looking dazed] Danger.
Michael: Something with a 'K'.
Jim: It's Kurt. Wow, I'm so sad I know that.
Jim: You know what, I would save the receptionist. Just wanted to clear that up.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jim: To tell you the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam. So...
Michael: Really. You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never put you two together... did you really... you really hid it well. God. I usually have a radar for stuff like that. [sighs]
Jim: What happened to you?
Michael: Captain Jack has a problem with authority.
Jim: Oh, right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking.
Michael: He just totally lost it. If you ask me he caused the panic.
Ryan: You still with Katie?
Jim: I have not really talked to her lately
Ryan: Do you mind if I give her a call?
Jim: We can talk about that later
Jim: My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up. [pauses] He is very real.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007
