Joey Tribbiani Quotes (Page 3)
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Joey: Of course I did.
Monica: What exactly did you ask her?
Joey: "When can you move in?"
Joey: Yeah, why don't you move in with me? It'll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursday's right?
Rachel: ...Yeah, yeah I think I'm gonna find my own place.
Chandler: Hey-hey! ...I thought Naked Thursday's was just our thing man!
Joey: I wasn't trying to save Ross. I was trying to save my sandwich.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Joey: Tsch! Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No, no, Joey! U-N-I-sex.
Joey: Well! Ain't gonna say "no" to that!
Joey: Look, it's not that big a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.
Rachel: I cannot believe you would say that!
Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are "making love."
Phoebe: You're questioning my methods.
Joey: I'm not questioning it, Phoebe, I'm saying it's stupid.
Joey: Now, I'm gonna get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Joey: We don't make enough fun of you already? What-what?
Ross: Oh, yeah. Emily convinced me to do it.
Chandler: You do know that Wham! broke up?
Ross: Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Chandler: Look, I just think it's time for you to settle down, you know? Make a choice, pick a lane!
Joey: Who's Elaine?
