Joey Tribbiani Quotes (Page 4)
Joey: Hey! We are so in luck! Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff from the basement! Wait right there.
Chandler: Oh, no. I'm paddling away.
[Joey comes back in with folding lawn chairs to finsh off the patio furnature ensamble]
Chandler: Really? We got all this rusty crap for free?
Joey: This and a bunch of bubble wrap, and some of it is not even popped.
[The Chick and the Duck walk in quacking and chirpping]
Chandler: Could we be more white trash?
Joey: If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 [A bedraggled Phoebe misses Joey's play, having spent all night on hold with phone customer service.]
Joey: Hey, Pheebs — where were ya?
Phoebe: I'm so, so sorry, Joey. I am definitely going to see your play. I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.
Joey: Did you think about the trail?
Ross: What trail?
Joey: The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out you did it. You always have to think about the trail!
Chandler: I'll get you the Cliff Notes.
Joey: The what?
Chandler: The abridgment.
Joey: Oh, okay. [to Ross] The what?
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Joey: Yes! Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical?
Chandler: I want to say you but, that seems like such an easy answer.
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing "New York, New York", and ah, oh "I Left My Heart in San Francisco".
Chandler: Whoa, ah, hold on a second, Joe. Where did Dutch people come from?
[Joey helplessly looks at Ross, then turns back.]
Joey: Ah, well, the, uh… Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: And the, ah… other Dutch people? They come from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?
Joey: Nice try! See, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
Margha: Oh, my!
Ross: Enough with "Geography for the Insane". Let's play some ball.
Joey: Alright! We have to pick captains.
Chandler: And then Tennilles.
Joey: If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, homo sapiens, is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey hey, I'm not judging!
Ross: When you guys were kids, and played, ah, "Happy Days", who were you? I was always Richie.
Monica: I was always Joanie!
Joey: Question. Was, uh, "Egg the Gellers!" the war cry of your neighborhood?