Joey Tribbiani Quotes (Page 7)
Chandler: [imitating cavemen] Men are here.
Joey: ...We make fire. Cook meat.
Chandler: .....Then put out fire by peeing no get invited back.
Joey: That book got me through some tough times.
Melanie: [admiringly] There is a little child inside this man.
Chandler: Yes — the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.
Joey: Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money, I'm not allowed to conduct any… personal experiments, if you know what I mean.
Monica: Joey, we always know what you mean.
Monica: What does she think of your little… science project?
Joey: What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?
Joey: I mean, I just go down there every other day and… make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but, at the end of two weeks, I get 700 dollars!
Phoebe: Wow! Ooh, you're going to be making money hand-over-fist!
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Rachel: No, forget it.
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly...saucy?
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there...Joey was there too.
Joey: All right!
Ross: Was there...uh, huh, huh, huh...anybody, anybody else there?
Rachel: No
Ross: You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Ross: Huh!
Joey: So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?
Rachel [laughing]: You know what?
Joey [smiling/laughing]: What?
Rachel [smiling/laughing]: There were times when it wasn't even me.
[Chandler and Joey laughs, until they look at each other]
Phoebe: That is so sweet, you guys. [hugs them]
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
Ross: Hey, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?
Ross: Oh, great! Now he knows, and I don't know!
Monica: I'm sorry — I'm just excited about being an aunt!
Joey: Or an uncle!
Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Ross: Well, not playing raquetball!
Joey: He forgot to leave his grip size!
Ross: He didn't get the goggles!
Rachel:..Well, it sounds like you two have issues.
Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?
Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Chandler: Okay, you guys spend way too much time together.
