John 'JD' Dorian Quotes
J.D.: Why don't you just give up that apartment, you said it's so small, plus I think it would be fun if the baby was around here for a few months.
Kim: Okay, I'll give it up.
J.D.: Incidently, that's not the first time she's said that today, if you know what I'm talking about.
Turk: Mmmhmm, I know what you're talking about.
J.D.: I hit it, and I hit it good--
Turk: Yes you did.
J.D.: --Rowdy style, we have to look out for that belly, it's dangerous.
J.D.: is it still cool to say get a room? I don't know, I'm going for it anyway...Get a room!
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 9th, 2007 Turk: How you doin'?
J.D.: Not too bad, considering there was just a bomb dropped on me.
Turk: This thing was bigger than a bomb. It's more like an asteroid about to hit the planet. You know, people running in the middle of the streets like, "Oh my God, it's coming right at us!". Then dudes turn to hot chick and are like, "Look, we 'bout to die, so could I hit that?" And the girl's like "Hell to the no!". But then realizes, "Oh my God, I'm about to die. So you know what, yes you can hit this, but no kissing."
J.D.: That's exactly what it's like.
[J.D. is handed his beer with a pineapple wedge.]
J.D.: [to bartender] Thank you. [back to Turk] I'm just so mad I don't know what to say to her. [Old MC leans in] Don't you dare! [Old MC shrugs and walks away] Part of me wants to talk to her, part of me wants to—
Old MC: Bust a move!
J.D.: You have a problem sir! Seek help!
J.D.: Were you ever planning on telling me?
Kim: Yes, But I didn't know what to say.
J.D.: How about "J.D., I think there might be something living inside my uterus."
J.D.: Hello Mr. Francis. When did your son start having stomach pains? (Father does sign language) Oh, I'm sorry, you're deaf. Its okay. (Turns to son) Will you help me communicate with your dad? (Son does sign language too) Oh, you're deaf too. What are the odds? (J.D. looks confused) Wait, I'm a doctor I should probably know that.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 9th, 2007J.D.: [voiceover] In musicals, there's always a happy ending, but, in life, sometimes when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind. Whether it's your roommate [camera pans Elliot's new house], or time spent with your child [shot of Carla leaving her child with a nanny], or even the music you used to hear, in your head. [Patti hums the last notes of "Welcome to Sacred Heart"]
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 7th, 2007 J.D.: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!
Turk: Whoa, I just took out his appendix!
J.D.: [voiceover] The only thing worse than not knowing why a patient is crashing, is being offered help by the hospital's grief counselor, Dr. Hedrick.
Dr. Hedrick: Need help, old friend?
J.D.: Oh yeah, her kidneys are failing, give her a pep talk, stat.
J.D.: There was some unexpected friendly fire, and even though I never got a chance to enter the village, there was an airstrike on one of the outlying regions. I spoke to the gals up in Ob/G, and they said it's not uncommon for a woman to get pregnant even if there was no actual penetration
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Janitor: This here's our new flagpole. Why don't you show old glory a little respect and snap off a salute?
J.D.: There's no flag up there.
Janitor: We're at war, my friend. All American flags are on backorder. What do you want me to do in the meantime? Run a pirate flag up there? Maybe turn the whole building into a pirate ship? I could put a captain's wheel up on the roof. Catch a parrot somehow, slap on an eye patch, go to work with a caulk gun, seal her up, make her watertight. I could take her out to sea.
J.D.: Are you insane?
Janitor: No. I'm a pirate.
