John 'JD' Dorian Quotes (Page 12)
J.D.: Dr. Kelso, he's always telling me, you know, "You've gotta stay positive!"
Dr. Cox: I'm gonna go ahead and say this just as carefully as possible so I don't overstate it: Dr. Kelso is the most evil human being on the planet. And may, in fact, be Satan, himself.
Turk: This morning, I had my hands inside of a guy's chest. I couldn't even see them! I should not be allowed to do stuff like that. Whazzup.
J.D.: And you weren't scared?
Turk: One way or another, everyone stops bleeding. That is so deep.
Carla: No it isn't.
Turk: It's a little deep.
Dr. Cox: Look, worst case scenario, you kill somebody, and that hangs over your head the rest of your life... But that is the absolute worst case scenario. Come on, newbie, look. Just have the nurses do all the stuff you're still too chicken to do, which I assume covers just about everything, and if you have a really rough admission-
J.D.: Call you?
Dr. Cox: No! I was gonna say go hide in the closet again!
J.D.'s narration: When I was young I could`ve slept over thunderstorms, hurricanes, you name it. Tonight, I didn`t sleep. You see, today isn`t just any other day, it`s my first day...
J.D. to himself: I`m the man!
[Camera pans J.D. inside the hospital]
J.D.'s narration: And four years of pre-med, four years of med school, and tons of unpaid loans have made me realize one thing...
Nurse Kearney: [Close-up] Good. Could you go drop an NG tube on the patient in 234, and call the attending if the lavage is positive?
[J.D. fidgets and looks around nervously]
J.D.'s narration: I don't know jack.
