John 'JD' Dorian Quotes (Page 7)
J.D.: It's hard to take positive steps when you've burned the bridge you got to walk across.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 J.D.: Did he die?
Kelso: God I hope so, or that autopsy is going to be a bitch.
J.D.: A patient's blaming me for losing his sense of smell.
Ted: Oh my God, you cut off someone's nose?! Where is it? Do you have it on you? You're disgusting.
Janitor: What's up?
J.D.: [voiceover] Be careful here. Don't give him anything.
J.D.: Nothing, What is up with you... Man.
Janitor: I always get this way in the fall, y'know. Summers gone, the days are shorter, just makes me feel so... what's the word...
J.D: Sad.
Janitor: Yes that's it. I'm a janitor so I couldn't think of the word sad. I was gonna say it makes me feel so mop!
J.D.: Let me explain, I--
Janitor: Go ahead I'm mopping.
J.D.: Maybe I shouldn't bother.
Janitor: Maybe you mopn't.
Carla: Hey Bambi, you know Mr. Simon made one of the night nurses cry?
J.D.: Which one?
Carla: Frank.
J.D.: Frank used to be a Navy SEAL.
J.D.: [To the bartender] I must have left my wallet in my other onesie...
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007
J.D.: Alex dumped me.
Dr. Cox: Aw, you mean the blind girl you've been dating?
J.D.: She's not blind.
Dr. Cox: Of course she's not. Okay, Newbie, how'd you drop the ball on this one? And don't tell me you cried, or I'm gonna have you banned from the men's room again.
J.D.: Well, I was just so excited about what we were doing here last night, I just forgot all about our date.
Dr. Cox: You didn't forget. You kept looking at your watch. I saw you. I just naturally assumed that you were just afraid of missing 'Judging Amy' -- it never occurred to me that you were choosing work over being with that sweet little biscuit, you stupid pissant.
J.D.: Well, you know what? That--that means a lot coming from you, Mr. Right Here With Me Two Hours After His Shift, Also...And Last Monday Night, Too...Guy.
Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: You heard me.
J.D.: I've been thinking a lot lately about taking chances, and how it's really just about overcoming your fears. Because the truth is, everytime you take a big risk in your life, no matter how it ends up, you're always glad you took it.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 Alex: Does this big metal contraption make me look fat?
J.D.: More chunky than fat.
: I'm betting your ability to thrive under pressure is what drove you to medicine.
J.D.: (holding up mistletoe)Who put this up!?
Janitor: I did. I drove around the whole city before my 5 a.m. shift just...looking for that - trying to add a little cheer.
J.D.: I was just trying to -
Janitor: Oh, I know exactly what you're trying to do. But you will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year.
J.D.: But I've only worked here for three months.
