John 'JD' Dorian Quotes (Page 8)
J.D.'s narration: Oh, God, his ex-wife. The tension actually hurts. You have to break it; say something, anything!
J.D.: Banana hammock!
Dr. Cox: I'm betting your ability to thrive under pressure is what drove you to medicine.
J.D.'s narration: And then something amazing happened - they connected. And all the hatred they had for each other was suddenly focused on me!
Jordan: Excuse me, Sally Sensitive, I don't remember asking you anything. Your mom's aware that she'll eventually have to stop the breast-feeding, right?
Janitor: I'm gonna give you a nickname.
J.D.: That--that's good, but you know, I already--I have a nickname; it's... it's "J.D."
Janitor: How 'bout, uh...Whiny Face.... Whiny Britches! Whiny... something. I definitely like "whiny." Uh, Whiny Dancer!
J.D.: Ah, uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 Janitor: You know people die here.
J.D.: You're a good friend.
Janitor: Eh, I do what I can. Can I have your stuff?
J.D.: You want some salsa for that chip on your shoulder?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 30th, 2007 Turk: To me, you'll always be that geeky kid with the Pat Benatar t-shirt on.
J.D.: Dude, she rocks.
Turk: I just want you to know how serious I am about what I do.
J.D: Did you stitch your initials in to me?!
Turk: That's not important.
Turk: So he was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.
J.D.: Dude!
Turk: Oh, my bad. Not crying. Punching the wall all manly and angry like.
J.D.: [as Robin in a daydream] Holy inferiority complex, Batman! How low is my self esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy?
Turk: [as Batman] It could be worse. You could be Alfred the butler.
J.D.: [as Alfred] Damn you, sir.
