Johnny Drama Quotes
Turtle: I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama: Cigarettes, not p***y.
Johnny Drama: His tears will basically act as the lubricant.
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: [pauses to think] That's the only kinda sex I have.
Johnny Drama: [at the home of a Hollywood "madam" and her girls] Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your d**k in.
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Johnny Drama: Nobody appreciates their girlfriend. Until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I'm saying?
• Rating 4.6 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007 Turtle: We saw Kristin in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?
Johnny Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn? That puffy motherf**ker?
Johnny Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all... He was lookin' reeeeal good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like Neeewww Schoool Vince Vaughn.
[the guys look out towards the Pacific Ocean]
Turtle: What direction is that?
Johnny Drama: That's east, you idiot.
Eric: It's west, idiot.
Johnny Drama: [long pause among the guys] Well, I mean, in New York it's east.
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take it in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
Johnny Drama: I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007 Drama: Back off a little, you're too close!
Turtle: We're two cars back. What do you want from me?
Drama: Always keep two-fifths of a block between you and your subject.
Turtle: Oh what, you've done this before Drama?
Drama: Too many times Turtle, too many times.