Jordan Sullivan Quotes
Dr. Cox: Okay, I made you breakfast, the kitchen's as clean as a whistle, I'm gonna drop Jack off at daycare on the way to work, is there anything else I can do for you?
Jordan: I need you to go to the video store and get me anything with Viggo Somethingsen. I need white chocolate, strawberry seltzer, peppercorn brie and a polaroid of the tomato plant that I planted last spring, because I'm worried it may have snails. Oh, and if you see that neighbor Lena from down the hall I want you to roll your eyes and say the word "slut", under your breath, but loud enough so she can hear, and don't forget to be home by 6:30 because you gotta give Jack his bath before you make my dinner!
Dr. Cox: But, when will I have time to kill myself?
Jordan: Well thats not my problem!
Jordon: Welcome home Perry. Here's the new program: You occasionally lift a finger helping with Jack, and I'm gonna try and keep from hating the unborn baby in my belly that's made my ass so big I can't fit the whole thing on a toilet when I pee eight hundred times a day.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Carla: Now Dr. Cox needs our help getting through this. Jordan can watch him in the morning and at night, but she's got Jack, plus... she's not that emotionally available.
Jordan: [smiling] I'm dead inside!
Jordan: [to Elliot] Don't tell anyone I'm nice.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 5th, 2007 Jordan: You know, one of the reasons I divorced Perry was because of his last name.
Elliot: You don't like Cox?
Jordan: Actually, I love Cox.
Todd: [walks up, knocks on table] Greatest conversation ever.
Jordan: See, that's the problem.
Todd: [Overhears: "This sausage is huge!"] Excuse me ladies, I'm needed elsewhere.
Dr. Kelso: Okay, listen up, everyone. For budgetary reasons, we are turning the bathrooms on even-numbered floors into patients rooms. To sum up, floors two and four are no longer for one or two. Actually, there's still a bathroom on two, but then my joke wouldn't've worked.
Carla: And...?
Dr. Cox: I'm sorry, would you repeat the question?
Carla: Are you just gonna roll over like that?
Jordan: That's weird. I asked him the same last night.
Carla: Where's the outrage, the anger, the heat?
Jordan: Again! Last night!
Carla: You've gone soft.
Jordan: Okay, now it's just spooky!
Jordan: I'm having second thoughts about our giant nanny. She's lovely and all, but every time the fridge is empty, she looks at our son like he's a plate of ribs.
Dr. Cox: Well, you shoulda let me hire the really skinny model. At least if she ate Jack, she'd throw him up right after.
Jordan: I'm going home. [turns to leave]
Dr. Cox: No, no you're not.
Jordan: Bye-bye!
Dr. Cox: Jordan, your water just broke.
Jordan: (stops) This kid's annoying me already.
J.D.: There she is! [leans down to her belly] Are you ready to be born today? Jeebeedeebeejeebee....
Jordan: Get the hell away from my stomach, or I'll put you in a leg-lock and snap your little bird-neck with my enormous thighs.
J.D.: (straightens up to face her) Enjoy your special day.
Dr. Cox: Ah, I'm sorry... Crazy person says what?
Jordan: What?!
Dr. Cox: Atta girl