Joy Darville Quotes
Joy: Hey, crank up the radio! Find me some "Wu-Tang Clan."
Earl: Since when do you like rap music?
Joy: I'm not cheating on you!
Joy: You stole me a police car?
Earl: Yep. There's a hostage in the back too. If you say something scary, he'll show you pictures of his kids. They're cute.
Joy: I love you so much, baby. I am gonna *beep* your *beep* *beep* with my sweet sweet sweet love *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* ...
Earl: Shhhh... you had me at balls.
Joy: What the hell are you doing?
Darnell: Throwing you a surprise party.
Joy: My birthday's not 'til next week!
Darnell: That's the surprise!
Earl: (narrating) Donny took the TV section, Joy took the beauty products and pharmacy aisle.
Joy: Help! Help! The machines got me! Y2K! Y2K! Never mind I scared it!
Earl: (narrating) Darnell seemed happy in his section.
Darnell: (holding a card with a hole in it) Oh, I get it, my finger's his wiener!
Earl: Maybe Randy was right... maybe the computers did rise up and kill everybody!
Joy: Where are the bodies?
Donny: The computers are using them for fuel!
Earl: Where is everybody, we've gone 10 blocks and haven't seen a soul.
Donny: Maybe they're hiding.
Randy: Marco? Polo!
Joy: Were not in the damn pool, you idiot!
Randy: You takin' Pops' hot dogs outta Camden County is like taking chicken out of Syracuse.
Earl: It's Buffalo, Randy.
Randy: No, I'm pretty sure it's chicken, Earl.
Joy: Yeah, it's chicken! Hot chicken!
Joy: You don't want to injure your toilet-scrubbing hand.
Catalina: Quiero agracader a toda el publico Latino que nos acompaña cada semana. Y para los que no son Latinos, les felicito por aprender otro idioma. (I want to thank all the Latino audience that joins us every week. And for those that are not Latino, congratulations to them for learning another language.)
Joy: Sorry sweetheart, I don't speak maid.
Joy: Daneesha, you're gettin' your boob glitter all over my face!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007Joy: I don't care if she's Chinese, Vietnamese, or Chuck E. Cheese!
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