Joy Darville Quotes (Page 2)

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Joy: Is his sister getting married? Because if she is, and she didn't ask me to be a bridesmaid, I will go right down to that Club Chubby and wrap her neck around that pole!

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Joy: "I don't know if what she's speaking is a real language, but if it is, its all lies."

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Earl: (narrating) Next morning I was recuperating from being a little....over served... (Joy walks in to bathroom, removes her towel and reveals her pregnant stomach)
Joy: Morning, honey.
Earl: (narrating) Hell, when I was drinking I thought she just had a bit of a belly, some people might think getting so drunk and accidentally marry a woman that's six months pregnant is a good reason to stop drinking... personally I think it's a good reason to KEEP drinking.

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Joy: [sees Catalina for the first time] Who's the whore?!

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Joy: Karma this, you dummy!

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