Julie Mayer Quotes (Page 2)
Susan: "Okay, there is a good explanation for what happened."
Julie: "I doubt that."
Susan: "You probably don't know that your father and Edie broke up last night."
Julie: "You slept with him the same night he broke up with her?"
Susan: "Well, I said it was a good explanation, not a great one."
Susan: "Julie, I did something bad. Something really, really bad... aren’t you gonna ask me what it was?"
Julie: "Do I ever have to?"
Julie: "She knows her guitar. Apparently, there are a lot of musicians in her family, sort of like the Von Trapps."
Susan: "Hmm."
Julie: "Except, you know, her brother OD'd."
Susan: "Well, I played in high school."
Julie: "So the last time you tickled the ivories was sometime in the late '70s?"
Susan: "It was the early '80s."
Julie: "He asked her out."
Susan: "You lie."
Julie: "It's true. He called her for a date six months ago. The day after my birthday party."
Susan: "The one at the piano bar?"
Julie: "Yeah. What is it?"
Susan: "Oh, um, your father just came over that day and told me some stuff. You know, some stuff that I haven't and can't tell you."
Julie: "Wait. Whatever happened to we share everything? Isn't that our thing, what we're known for?"
Susan: "Um, actually, I think what we're known for is sharing clothes. Yeah. I think that's our thing."
Susan: "What? How could you not tell me that? We share everything. That's what we're known for. That's our thing."
Julie: "Because I knew you'd wig out. Besides, haven't you always told me to respect people's privacy?"
Susan: "Oh, I've never applied that concept to your father's sex life and you know it."
Susan: "Tomorrow at school, I want you to let everybody know that we got this new, expensive security system."
Julie: "Mom."
Susan: "Just work it into the conversation. You know, put the word out there."
Julie: "I've gotta tell you something."
Susan: "Emphasize the motion detectors."
Julie: Oh, I talked to Dad today, and apparently, he and Brandi might break up."
Susan: "Oh, how awful!"
Julie: "Mom, you’re smiling."
Susan: "Am I? Hmm."
Julie: "How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?"
Susan: "I dunno, pretend you're bulimic. Gag a little."
Julie: "Dear Diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm alive."
Susan: "Shut up."
Julie: "If you wanna date him, you're gonna have to ask him out."
Susan: "I keep hoping he'll ask me out."
Julie: "How's that going?"
Susan: "Shouldn't you be making brownies for your nerdy friends?"