Kenneth Parcell Quotes (Page 2)

Kenneth: That lady you European-kissed last night was actually a gentleman.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007


Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007


Tracy: I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.
Kenneth: (whimsically) Pregnant cornbread...

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Jack: When I was your age, I was putting myself through college in Boston paddling swan boats for the tourists.
Kenneth: Is that a euphemism for some kind of sex worker?

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007


Jack: This year I'll be a page for a day, and you'll be my boss.
Kenneth: Thank you, sir.
Jack: That's how the "Bottoms-Up" program works. I'm going to be your bottom Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007



Kenneth: Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007


Kenneth: I'm here to pick up a prescription for...[whispering]...Mr. Tracy Jordan.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007


Tracy Jordan: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.
Kenneth: Oh, Okay.
Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • July 11th, 2007


Liz: Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?
Kenneth: Why? Because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.

  • Rating 4.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • July 11th, 2007


Kenneth: Excuse me, Ms. Lemon, but, you're on the monitors right now, so...
Liz: Everyone in the building can see and hear me...
Kenneth: Yes.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 11th, 2007


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