Kenny Quotes
Cartman: [jumps off his skateboard] YES! I did it! [tosses his helmet away] I jumped over the homeless! [turns around] YES!
Kenny: (Yehes!)
Stan: That was a sweet idea, Kyle. [smiles]
Kyle: Goddamnit, that wasn't my idea!
Cartman: Alright, Kenny, you know what has to happen...SOCK BATH! Everyone wash Kenny with the soap and dry him off with the socks! [students attack Kenny]
Kenny: [unmuffled] NO! NO, NOT THE SOCKS! NO! NO!
Cartman: We all know the only person who can spread the lice here is Kenny and the Jew.
Kenny: What? F**k you!
Kyle:If you put somebody's weiner in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!
Cartman: Nuh-uh!
Kyle: Yeah-huh!
Cartman: Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh?
Kenny: He he, that makes you very f**king gay!
Kyle: Those Dirty Liars!
Kenny: [muffled] Son of a bitch!
Cartman, Stan, Kenny: We're here! We're not queer! But we're close! Get used to it!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007 : Damn right, Garrison!
Stan: Excuse me, we're looking for Chef.
Woman at front desk: Chef?
Kyle: He's a big guy with a beard.
Stan: And a chef's hat.
Kenny: [mumbling] And a big huge d**k.
Kelly: (to Kenny) Lenny, can I tell you something?
Kenny: (muffled) uh huh?
Kelly: I think I like you.
Kenny: (muffled) REALLY!?
Kelly: Yes, I think we communicate really well.
Kenny: (muffled) Wow, that's great!
Kelly: (sadly) no, that's not great.
Kenny: (surprised) that's not great?
Kelly: yes, if I start to like you TOO much, I'm only gonna get my heart broken, because I live on the other side of the country. When this choir tour ends, I'm going to go away and never see you again. Oh, but I do like you (moves closer to Kenny, then goes away) oh, but I can't get feelings for you, I JUST CAN'T!
Stan: Great job, Cartman, you killed Kyle!
Kenny: [muffled] You bastard!
Cartman: Well he shouldn't have called me fat!
Stan: Why the hell not? That's like calling the sky blue!
Chef: My Salty Chocolate Balls must have re-juvenated him!
Kyle: You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef.
Chef: You're daaamn right.