Kent Brockman Quotes (Page 2)
Kent Brockman: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes...
Kent Brockman: ...Well, touché.
Kent Brockman: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the Unemployment Office, joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors... now at the risk of sounding unpopular, this reporter places the blame for all of this squarely on you (pointing at the camera) the viewers!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 18th, 2007Brockman: The winds of change are in the air in Springfield, and it's about as refreshing as a pre-moistened towlette. Folks are finally accepting their feelings and really communicating, with no holding back, and this reporter thinks it's about [bleep]ing time. Of course, all these good vibes can be traced to one feisty little scamp who taught us that if it feels good, do it!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 18th, 2007 Kent Brockman: Tonight, on Smartline: the power plant strike: argle-bargle, or fooferah? With us tonight are plant owner C. Montgomery Burns, union kingpin Homer Simpson, and talk show mainstay Dr. Joyce Brothers.
Dr. Joyce Brothers: I brought my own mike.
Brockman: Yes, well... Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur...
[Homer screams.]
Brockman: OK, my director is telling me not to talk to you anymore...
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Brockman: Mr. Burns, you mentioned you wanted an opening tirade?
Mr. Burns Yes, thank you Kent. In 15 minutes I will unleash a terrible vengeance on this city. No one will be spared! NO ONE!
Brockman: [chuckling] A chilling vision of things to come.
Kent Brockman: We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.
Homer: How do you come up with such witty remarks?
[focuses in on ear plug/mic]
Guy in the van: I guess you could say its my racket.
Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Homer: Get off my property.