Kirk Gleason Quotes
Lorelai: Why are you covering your eyes, Kirk?
Kirk: In case you're naked.
Lorelai: You thought I'd walk into my daughter's room and get naked?
Kirk: I don't know your domestic routine.
Lane: How are you doing, Kirk?
Kirk: Great. I'm loving this blackened Cajun bread Luke made for me. I didn't even ask for it.
Lane: It's burnt toast, Kirk. You don't have to eat it.
Kirk: But I'm loving it. And look, I've been mixing black ash with the runny eggs. Goes great with the fishy-tasting bacon.
Kirk: Is Luke here?
Luke: I'm right here, Kirk.
Kirk: Sorry I bit you.
Luke: It's okay, Kirk.
Lorelai: Oh my God. We need to take him upstairs.
Kirk: [still face down] LuLu can't see me like this.
Lorelai: But, Kirk --
Kirk: [hysterical] LuLu can't see me like this!!
Lorelai: Okay, she won't. I promise. Can I take a look?
Kirk: [quickly responds] Okay.
Lorelai: I don't want to take a look.
Luke: Well, I'm not looking.
Kirk: This place is small. I always pictured you in a bigger place.
Luke: Do me a favor and don't picture me in any place, okay, Kirk?
Kirk: You have nice windows, though. I don't have windows. My room at my mom's house used to be a bomb shelter. It's very cold but great for racquetball.
Kirk: Hope ye took much pleasure in Kajagoogoo. Methinks Oingo Boingo wilst soon makest an appearance. But first, please clear the floor for our happy couple...eth.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Kirk: Well, your timing is perfect. The breakfast-food series just came out last week.
Lorelai: Look at the dancing toast!
Kirk: Aren't they a kick? And here is our cartoon series.
Lorelai: Hey, do you have any Lucille Balls left?
Kirk: Yes, I have some Balls. I'm sorry. Are you a fan of the '50s-slash-mid-'60s sitcom heroines?
Lorelai: I don't know. Am I?
Kirk: I think you are.
Kirk: Well, well, well. I guess it wasn't me that was slowing things down. I guess it was my big, fat cargo.
Rory: Hey!
Kirk: Freshman 15!
Lorelai: Kirk!
Kirk: Can't wait to get my doughnut!
Lorelai: Stay away from my doughnut, Kirk! I mean it! It's my doughnut! Freak!
Kirk: Say I was Tom Cruise, where would you seat me?
Luke: In an acting class.
Kirk: My family tree dates back to a 12th-century knight.
Lorelai: Wow.
Kirk: As a kid, I thought that meant we were related to Ted Knight. I wrote him a lot of letters. He never responded.
