Kitty Forman Quotes
Red: I didn't want to insult him by offering him some nothing job.
Kitty: Oh Red, you insult him every day.
Red: That's different, he thinks I'm kidding.
Bob: And Kitty, since you and Midge are so close, she'd like to ask you a special favor.
Kitty: Oh, Bob! I would be honored to be Midge's--
Bob: She'd like you to bring chairs.
Kitty: (let down)-- chair bringer.
Kitty: I just took the "How spontaneous is your relationship" quiz. And you know what?
Red: What?
Kitty: We got 3 out if 10! And I cheated!
Hyde: I’ll be in the basement.
Kitty: No, you sit!
Hyde: Oh, sure, when things get ugly, suddenly I’m family!
Laurie: Not to me, freak.
Hyde: You are so going to end up in porno!
[the guys are sitting in the circle and talking about Kelso and Jackie breaking up]
Kelso: Ya know guys, there are a lot of ladies out there and I haven't seen nearly enough of them naked. From now on, I'm gonna live free. I'm going to be boldly going where no man has gone before.
[the next seen shows the Forman's front door. The doorbell rings and Kitty answers the door. Kelso is standing there holding flowers]
Kelso: Is Laurie here?
Kitty: [Laughs] Don't you mean Eric?
Kelso: No Laurie. Your other kid.
[Hyde walks by and stops when he sees Kelso]
Hyde: You're dating Laurie? Man, you're going where every man has gone before.
Kitty: [Turns around] Steven it is not nice to be so... truthful.
[Laurie comes down the stairs]
Laurie: Hi Kelso.
[Notices the flowers]
Laurie: Did you buy those for me?
Kelso: Yep, just like you told me.
Laurie: No, I told you roses! Come on doofus!
[She walks out the door with Kelso]
Hyde: You know Mrs. Forman, those two could have the dumbest badies ever.
Kitty: [Starts to laugh then abruptably stops and turns toward Hyde] That's not funny
Kitty Forman: [about Hyde's brownies] Well, I know Steven put the special ingredient in.
Eric: I told him not to!
Hyde: [At the same time] Special ingredient?
Kitty Forman: Of course! Love!
Hyde: Yes, ma'am, Mrs. Forman. There's a whole big bag of love in here.
Red: [bleep] Damn it! I am tired of being [bleep] Santa Claus! Steven, you get your [bleep] together and you get your ass in the [bleep] damn car! We're going! [bleep] Now [bleep] damn it! Move it!
Hyde: Okay.
Kitty: You are just the sweetest man alive.
Red: [bleep]!
Red: [about Hyde's house] No, I'm not going over there. That's final. I am not Santa Claus.
Kitty: Well, thank God you're not Santa Claus, Red. You scare the hell out of children.
Red: Pork chops? I thought we agreed to stick to a budget! Pork chops aren't cheap!
Kitty: Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. But they are just so darn speedy!
Red: Are you on dope? Are you?
Kitty: Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization--
Red: My foot kicking your ass.