Kitty Forman Quotes (Page 2)
Kitty: [to Eric] Foreplay is very important.
Red: Oh, no it's not.
Kitty: Yes, it is!
Red: [about spending time with Eric] We're going to kill each other.
Kitty: Well, fine. Kill each other. Just do it together.
Kitty: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Eric: Donna's Italian.
Kitty: So, Laurie, who are you seeing up at the college?
Laurie: Oh, I'm dating several.
Eric: [coughs] Slut!
Kitty: Bless you.
Eric: Thanks mom.
Kitty: I don't know if we have enough ice, Eric took a whole tubful.
Red: He took a tub of ice?
Kitty: Oh, the kids are making a volcano!
Midge: Right, that's why Donna left with all the plastic cups.
Red: Plastic cups?
Midge: Sure, plastic volcano cups.
Bob: If I didn't know better, I'd say they were having a kegger!...[looks at Red]...Oh Jeez!
Donna: How could they not catch you?
Eric: I guess no one wants to tackle a naked guy.
Donna: So true.
Eric: Hey you didn't, you didn't see anything, did you?
Donna: No, well, maybe just a bit. But not, not the bit.
Eric: Wait, what do you mean bit?
Red: [to Eric] Oh, and next time, don't wear black socks. You look like an ass.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 26th, 2007Donna: Are you gonna streak?
Eric: No, we took a vote and it's unanimous. We're all very chicken.
Donna: That's too bad. It's been a while since I've seen you naked.
Eric: You've never seen me naked.
Donna: Like a zillion times! We were kids and you were always running around the neighborhood naked screaming Wee-Wee Pee-Pee!
Kitty: All families are embarrassing. And if they're not embarrassing, then they're dead.
Red: Oh, I'm gonna ask him a question alright. And it's gonna be a damn good one.
Kitty: Red.
Red: Now don't worry, I'm simply gonna ask him how the hell he's gonna fix this economy.
Kitty: Oh, honey, he wouldn't know that, he's the President!
