Kyle Broflovski Quotes
Cartman: [jumps off his skateboard] YES! I did it! [tosses his helmet away] I jumped over the homeless! [turns around] YES!
Kenny: (Yehes!)
Stan: That was a sweet idea, Kyle. [smiles]
Kyle: Goddamnit, that wasn't my idea!
Staff Head: We do this my way! I'm the one in charge!
Kyle: [pauses] Not anymore you're not.
Staff Head: Oh, snap. [walks off depressed]
Kyle:If you put somebody's weiner in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!
Cartman: Nuh-uh!
Kyle: Yeah-huh!
Cartman: Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh?
Kenny: He he, that makes you very f**king gay!
Kyle: [to Cartman] Yeah, I hate you, but I'm not going to help kill you!
Cartman: I thought you were my friends! I guess I was wrong! After all we've been through together, you guys won't even help me freeze myself.
Kyle: Wow, look at all these people playing right now!
Cartman: Yeah, it's bullcrap. I'll bet half these people are Koreans.
Kyle: It's half-man, and half-bearpig.
Cartman: No! It's half-man, half-bear, and half-pig!
Kyle: That doesn't make any sense.
Stan: It could be half-bear and half man-pig.
Kyle: Did Cartman just crap treasure?
Cartman: It's mine! I got it out of the cave! It belongs to me!
Kyle: Cartman! You f**king fatass!
Cartman: How the hell did you get out?
Kyle: That kid and I had a long talk. I told him he was on a slippery slope to becoming a monster like you!
Cartman: Oh goddamnit! You gave him one of your gay little speeches, didn't you?
Kyle: We're all here today because Chef has been such an important part of our lives. A lot of us don't agree with the choices Chef has made in the past few days. Some of us... feel hurt... and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the last week take away the memories of how much Chef made us smile. I'm gonna remember Chef as the jolly old guy who always broke into song. I'm gonna remember Chef... as the guy who gave us advice to live by. So you see, we shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Stan: Oh my God. They killed Chef.
Kyle: You bastards! YOU BASTARDS!!!
Mr. Connolly: Pity. He would've made an excellent child molester.
