Kyle Broflovski Quotes (Page 2)
Kyle: Do you realize how retarded that sounds?
Mr. Connolly: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his only son down to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded that Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah, it's way, way more retarded.
Kyle: Do you really think my hat is stupid?
Stan: As a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.
Kyle: We must save these people!
Stan: How?
Cartman: Why?
Cartman: Give me your Jew gold now!
Kyle: God damn it, you know I don't carry gold in a little bag around my neck, Cartman. What do you want from me?
Cartman: I want your Jew gold…
Kyle: Don't kill Kenny!
Protesters: You bastards!
Kyle: Those Dirty Liars!
Kenny: [muffled] Son of a bitch!
Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after, except for Kyle, who died of AIDS two weeks later.
Kyle: [voiceover] Goddamn you, Cartman!
Kyle: Stan! What the hell is going on?!
Stan: It's Critter Christmas, dude! It sucks ass!
Kyle (as a toddler): How about we play fireman!
Cartman (as a toddler): Jews can't be firemen!
Kyle (as a toddler): Shut up, fat ass!
Cartman (as a toddler): Don't call me fat you f**king jew!
Stan: Goddamn, that took a long time.
Kyle: It would have been faster if Cartman hadn't slashed the tires.
Cartman: I DID NOT. I wanna close Wall-Mart just as much as you guys do.
