Kyle Broflovski Quotes (Page 6)
Kyle: Uh, greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's 'aboot' time we get back to our 'hoose' in Canada, isn't it?
Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you talking about? I'm not a Goddamn Canadian and neither are you.
Stan: Cartman, you stupid asshole.
Kyle: Then I was right. Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007Kyle: Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007 Stan: Look! Youu guys that line isn't long!
Kyle: Yeah, but we're not female groupies or random sluts!
Cartman: Kenny's a random slut!
Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.
Stan: Good call.
Cartman: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-yummy. [
Kyle: I'm not going anywhere.
Stan: Goddamnit I'm not going with you, I wanna stay here.
Kyle: Huh? I thought you wanted to leave.
Stan: Oh wait who am I again?
Kyle: You're Stan.
Stan: Kyle, I'm starting to think that this is a really bad idea.
Butters: I'm not Kyle, I'm Butters. I thought you were Kyle.
Stan No, I'm Stan.
Kyle: You're Stan? Where's Kenny?
Stan: Who are you?
Kyle: I'm Kyle.
Cartman: Hehe, guess who I am, guys?
Stan: Kyle?!
[Stan turns over a dead body of a bald cult member, it takes a moment for Stan to recognize him.]
Stan: [gasps] OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!
Kyle: [off screen and in the distance] You bastards!
Stan: Kyle? Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: [still off screen in the distance] You bastards!
Stan: [follows Kyle's voice] Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Cartman: Don't worry, Kyle's just got a little sand in his vagina.
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!!
Kyle: What's "bad touch"?
Cartman: Something bout a swimsuit, I don't remember, but you definitely answer "bad touch"!
