Kyle Broflovski Quotes (Page 8)
Kyle: I just want an erection so I can give it to my mom.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007 Stan: Ah! A snake!
Kyle: No dude, that's a branch.
Stan: Oh. Ah! It's a snake!
Kyle: No dude, that's the same branch again.
Kyle: Wow! Elton John's house is bigger than Cartman's ass!!!
Cartman: No it isn't you guys.
Wendy: (to Kyle) Kiss Bebe on the lips.
Kyle: What!? I'm not kissing no girl!
Stan: Go on, dude, just close your eyes.
Kyle: You know, I've learned something today. Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about. And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends. You're my family. Except for Cartman.
Stan: Naturally.
Cartman: Screw you guys! I don't wanna be in your penis-chopping family anyway!
Cartman: I was just hangin' out in the SPC, kickin' it with some homies on the west sy-eed.
Kyle: Cartman, you live on the east side!
Kyle: Well, that whole experience sure did suck.
Stan: Yeah, I'm sure glad that's over with.
Kyle: But you know, I've learned something today. I've learned that people who want power, a lot of power, always end up dead.
Cartman: Yeah, and I've learned something, too. Robert Smith kicks ass.
Kyle: Disintegration was the best album ever!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007 Stan: You know, I think I've learned something today. It's really easy not to think of images on TV as real people, but they are. That's why it's easy to ignore those commercials but people on TV are as real as you and I.
Kyle: Yeah... and that means that MacGyver is a real person too.
Kyle: Oh my God, I killed Kenny! You bastard!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007
