Kyle Broflovski Quotes (Page 9)
Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?
Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
Ms. Crabtree: Hey, wait a minute! What is that thing? [referring to the elephant]
Kyle: Uh, this is the new retarded kid.
Ms. Crabtree: Oh. I'm sorry, little girl, but you still can't get on. You have to take the Special Ed bus.
Cartman: If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?
Kyle: Dolphins don't live in igloos, those are Eskimos, stupid!
Cartman: Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap anyway!
Kyle: Cartman! You're such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street, people go "God damn! That's a big fat ass!"
Cartman: No they don't, you jealous weakling!
Man: God damn! That's a big fat ass!
Cartman: AY!!!
Kyle: My little brother's been abducted by aliens. It's true! Ask Cartman! They gave him an anal probe!
Cartman: Heh, that's, uh, that's a little joke…
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, seriously! I have to go! Can I please be excused from class?
Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat?
Kyle: I don't WANNA ask Mr. Hat, I'm asking YOU!!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, I think you should ask Mr. Hat.
Kyle: Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class?
Mr. Hat: Well, Kyle…NO!! You hear me?! You go to hell! You go to hell and you DIE!!
Mr. Garrison: Hmm…I guess you'll have to take your seat.
Kyle: DAMMIT!!!
Cartman: Ha, ha! Mr. Hat yelled at you!
Stan: Dude! That kicks ass!
Kyle: Yeah. Check this one out! Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Cartman: Go home, you little dildo!
Kyle: Dude! Don't call my brother a dildo!
Stan: What's a dildo?
Kyle: I dunno, and I'll bet Cartman doesn't know either!
Cartman: I know what it means!!
