Lane Kim Quotes
Lane: How are you doing, Kirk?
Kirk: Great. I'm loving this blackened Cajun bread Luke made for me. I didn't even ask for it.
Lane: It's burnt toast, Kirk. You don't have to eat it.
Kirk: But I'm loving it. And look, I've been mixing black ash with the runny eggs. Goes great with the fishy-tasting bacon.
Lane: There.
Kyon: What's this?
Lane: Fries.
Kyon: But Mrs. Kim, she says that fries are the devil's starchy fingers.
Lane: Look I told you guys I'd throw you free fries. Not a big deal because they're usually the ones we wind up throwing away anyways. Which means you don't have to call them wink-winkers, or nudge-nudgies or know-what-I-meanies, or anything else in verbal code, especially if its cute-cutesy.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007Lane: Every girl has to fall for a bad boy. It's the rule. It's the reason so many accountants eventually get married.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Rory: Where'd he go?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: What do I do?
Lane: I don't know!
Rory: Did I lose?
Lane: Well, you have no head, so probably.
Rory: So this is what teenage boys are doing instead of watching television?
Lane: Apparently.
Rory: Seems like a lateral move.
Lane: [calling the kitchen] Caesar, I need a turkey burger, fries well-done, and I'm still waiting for that grilled cheese and tomato.
Caesar: Patience is a virtue.
Lane: Light a candle, and tell it to the pope. I want my grilled cheese, pronto.
Lane: Let's not stray too far from the coffee cart. I can barely feel my feet this morning.
Rory: The floor wasn't too comfortable, huh?
Lane: No, it was fine until Paris came home and stepped on my face. The stepping on my face wasn't too comfortable.
Lane: You told me the Cookie Monster was one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
Mrs. Kim: Gluttony.
Lane: Remember when I was a kid, my mother showed me the special jug that's been passed down in my family for years and years in a long-standing Kim tradition that she is personally going to present to the boy I'm going to wed?
Rory: Oh, my God. The marriage jug?
Lane: The marriage jug.
Rory: She's sending Dave the marriage jug? What does that mean?
Lane: I'm guessing it means she's reserving a hall and ordering that "Stations of the Cross" ice sculpture.
Lane: Well, I wore a bracelet to school today. My parents were called. There was a special service in chapel, and I've been ordered to a soul-searching seminar next week. I'll be sitting between the nail-polish-wearing girl and the spicy condiment user.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007