Lane Kim Quotes (Page 2)
Rory: Your mom loves Dave?
Lane: She said he’s a righteous young man who’s proven he can be trusted around antique furniture. In her book, that’s pretty close to love.
Lane: What do you mean? He’s jealous. Oh my God, he’s jealous, that’s so great.
Rory: You’ve worked your womanly wiles on him, Lane Kim.
Lane: I’ve never made a guy jealous before. I feel so powerful.
Rory: Just remember, there’s cute jealous and there’s Othello.
Rory: If I had known sports were so much about eating, I would’ve come to a lot more of these.
Lane: I know. There’s something deeply satisfying about watching other people exercise while eating junk food.
Rory: I appreciate that. So, tell me, your cousin getting married Saturday, what’s his story?
Lane: James. Very quiet, kind of skulky, couldn’t meet anyone here, so his family arranged to have a girl shipped over from the old country.
Rory: I hope they cut air holes in the box.
Lane: It's so amazing to be back. When I got off the plane, I kissed the tarmac.
Lorelai: Just like the Pope.
Lane: It was hot and I burned my lips.
Rory: Maybe that's why the Pope always looks so grumpy.
Lane: Gift giving is serious business. If you don't believe me try spending a month at Korean Bible camp.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Lane: You have to look at what a gift says to the other person, not to you. Remember two years ago, I got my mom that perfume?
Rory: Yeah.
Lane: Okay, to me that said, "Hey Mom, you work hard, you deserve something fancy". Now to my mother, it said, "Hey Mom, here's some smelly sex juice, the kind I use to lure boys with", and resulted in me being sent to Bible camp all summer.
Rory: You know, it sucks that after all these years your mom still hates me.
Lane: She doesn't hate you.
Rory: She hates my mother.
Lane: She doesn't trust unmarried women.
Rory: You're unmarried.
Lane: I'm hayriding with a future proctologist. I have potential.
