Larry David Quotes (Page 7)
Larry: I'd like to return this, please.
Sales woman: What seems to be the problem?
Larry: You know, it's kinda of half-jacket, half-shirt, half-man, half-beast.
Salesperson: It's people like you that are the problem.
Larry: No, I'm the solution! I'm the solution to the problem!
Larry: Everything is "heaven" with [Ted]. The piece of gum he had; "Oh this is heaven", had a taste of a chocolate bar; "I'm in heaven". A parking space is "heaven". It's all "heaven".
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Larry: It's always great to see a black entrepreneur, isn't it?
Jeff's mom: What?
Jeff's dad: What did he just say? What is that suppose to mean?
Richard: You better call me later on, by sundown.
Larry: "By sundown"? What are you, Gary Cooper?
Richard:[regarding his girlfriend] She reads Wiesel and a lot of things.
Larry: She reads Wiesel?
Richard: That's right. Not everyone's a moron I go out with.
Larry: You know what she should be reading? Emily f**king Post!
Larry: [regarding his "bunch-up"] Is it a bad thing? Maybe it's not such a bad thing.
Cheryl: Oh, 'Cause you want people to think you constantly have an erection?
Larry David: I know my sources. Sophia Loren was once a source.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Cheryl: Well, I think you should write a letter of apology to him.
Larry: "Dear prick, why are you such a prick?"
