Laurie Forman Quotes
Laurie staring at Eric: BURST INTO FLAMES! BURST INTO FLAMES! BURST INTO FLAMES!!!
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Laurie: Life is so complicated. You get old and die. Thank God I'm still young and hot!
Hyde: I’ll be in the basement.
Kitty: No, you sit!
Hyde: Oh, sure, when things get ugly, suddenly I’m family!
Laurie: Not to me, freak.
Hyde: You are so going to end up in porno!
Laurie: You don't know anything! And if you do know something, I will make you sorry you were ever born.
Eric: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born!
[the guys are sitting in the circle and talking about Kelso and Jackie breaking up]
Kelso: Ya know guys, there are a lot of ladies out there and I haven't seen nearly enough of them naked. From now on, I'm gonna live free. I'm going to be boldly going where no man has gone before.
[the next seen shows the Forman's front door. The doorbell rings and Kitty answers the door. Kelso is standing there holding flowers]
Kelso: Is Laurie here?
Kitty: [Laughs] Don't you mean Eric?
Kelso: No Laurie. Your other kid.
[Hyde walks by and stops when he sees Kelso]
Hyde: You're dating Laurie? Man, you're going where every man has gone before.
Kitty: [Turns around] Steven it is not nice to be so... truthful.
[Laurie comes down the stairs]
Laurie: Hi Kelso.
[Notices the flowers]
Laurie: Did you buy those for me?
Kelso: Yep, just like you told me.
Laurie: No, I told you roses! Come on doofus!
[She walks out the door with Kelso]
Hyde: You know Mrs. Forman, those two could have the dumbest badies ever.
Kitty: [Starts to laugh then abruptably stops and turns toward Hyde] That's not funny
Laurie: [on Hyde's history paper] Oh yeah, what'd you get? A D?
Hyde: No. A C minus. [Red and Kitty cheer]
Eric: I got a B.
Red: You couldn't get an A?
[Eric and Laurie are fighting at dinner]
Hyde: Could we please not fight?
Laurie: [imitating Hyde] Could we please not fight?
Eric [to Hyde] Could you please not suck? [Laurie laughs]
Eric: Didn't you just, like, flunk out of college?
Laurie: Get bent, twerp.
Eric: Wear a bra!
Kitty: So, Laurie, who are you seeing up at the college?
Laurie: Oh, I'm dating several.
Eric: [coughs] Slut!
Kitty: Bless you.
Eric: Thanks mom.
Kelso: So, Laurie, where is the party, you know, maybe we'll cruise by later.
Laurie: In your dreams you idiot.
Kelso: Okay, you guys had to see that!
