Lenny Leonard Quotes
Homer: Are you gonna torture me?
Lenny: We can't tell you. Not knowing is the worst torture of all!
Carl: Well, that and the rat helmet. [Lenny and Carl throw Homer in his cell]
Lenny: Now, get some sleep, you got a 9 AM rat helmet.
Homer: (groans) 9 AM?!
Lenny: I can't tell when Lenny ends and Carl's begin.
Carl: Statements like that are why people think we're gay.
Homer: Burn everything!!!
Lenny: Homer, ya know, we haven't even seen these aliens.
Homer: That's alien talk! (Shoots Lenny)
Big Band Stu: Big Band Stu says 23-skidoo! (Homer Shoots Big Band Stu)
Carl: I don't get it. What's so "great" about this depression?
Lenny: I like how everything is sepia tone. Makes me all nostalgic.
Abe: I didn't think it would come to this when I fought in the First World War.
Lenny: Why do you keep calling it that?
Abe: Oh, you'll see!
Lenny: Ya know Moe, that sign is powered by non-American workers.
Moe: So? The beer is German and the TV is Japanese.
Carl: You got anything here made in America?
Moe (angrily gets out shotgun): This! (cocks the gun, but the back explodes in his face) Oh God! Misfire!
# Lenny (sitting in the back row of the plant's auditorium): I wouldn't sit too close if I were you. It's bad for your eyes. (camera pulls out, revealing a vat of nuclear waste behind Lenny, which glows through his skeleton)
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Moe: Hey, Bob! How come you can't kill Bart? Killing a kid should be easy!
Lenny: If it was me, I'd just slash him open while he's sleeping.
Lenny: How'd you get R.E.M. to play in your garage?
Homer: I told them it was a Benefit Concert, they think we're saving the rain forest.
Carl: I'm not sure which code is better. The six is closer to the three, so ya got convenience there. But the nine has less to do with Satan, which is a plus in this religious world of ours.
Homer: What really burns me up is they didn't give us one word of warning.
Carl: What do you mean? They ran those TV commercials about it, and that big radio campaign.
Lenny: Don't forget the leaflets they dropped from the Space Shuttle, and the two weeks we all spent at area code camp.
Homer: Not a single word of warning.
Lenny: Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007
