Lily Aldrin Quotes (Page 3)
Robin: And look, you can still travel, you can still paint, and as far as your lesbian experience. [kisses Lily] Happy?
Lily: Yeah. So, field hockey, huh?
Robin: Shut up.
Lily: I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high school senior.
Robin: I can't believe a high school senior unloaded like that on me
Lily: Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school.
Barney: Please. I'm ageless, Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep, and you've got statutory written all over your body.
Lily: Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt and consume this coffee table, I need you to roll with it.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Lily: [waking up suddenly] Crap! Band! We forgot a band! It's just gonna be silence and then people chewing.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007 Lily: Your job is very simple. At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me.
Barney: [laughs, then gets serious] Lil, you know I can't promise that.
Lily: You know, Barney, for anyone else, this would be a new low but sadly for you, it’s just a new middle.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007 Ted: I hate how you're always right.
Lily: It's my best, and most annoying, trait.
Marshall: Look Barney you tried. I think that’s great but we’re going.
Barney: No! No! Come on.
Marshall: Yes!
Barney: Dude! We haven’t hit legendary yet, we’re only at the Le, we still got the Gen, the Da, the Ry.
Lily: Ok if were at the Le then I say we follow it up with the Ts go home.
Marshall: Oh wow you just got burned phonic style.
Lily: I made you a sack lunch. [giggles]
Marshall: I love you because, one, you made me a sack lunch, and two, you laugh every time you say the word "sack."