Lily Aldrin Quotes (Page 4)
Marshall: I want to give you the package.
Lily: The package? You’ve already given me the package, you’ve got a great package, Marshall, I love your package.
Marshall: Lily, you are the most incredible woman I know. You deserve a big package.
Lily: Your package has always been big enough. You may not realize this Marshall Eriksen, but you’ve got a huge package!
[Marshall turns around at bar to see hot girl eying him up and smiling fiendishly]
Lily: So if those guys pressure you to smoke, what do you say?
Marshall: Only when I’m drunk.
Lily: Good boy.
Lily: [shows Marshall new painting] What do you think?
Marshall: Steak Sauce!
Lily: Steak Sauce?
Marshall: Yeah!
Lily: [Trying on wedding dresses] Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Lily: You ralphed and ran?
Marshall: I thought you were vomit free since '93. So that was a lie.
Robin: You re-returned for me. That's really sweet, though you kind of ruined my customized Scherbatsky doormat.
Marshall: Well, we have the whole place to ourselves...
Lily: I'm thinking...floor sex!
Marshall: Sounds reasonable.
Lily: I need a drink, do we have any cough syrup in here?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Lily: Baby, I need to do something and I can't do it in front of you. It will change the nature of our relationship
Marshall: What is it?
Lily: I need to pee
Marshall: This is bad, we've gone 9 years without peeing in front of each other.
Lily: Okay, what is wrong with the two of you? He likes you and you like him and ju-just be together! Geez Louise! Happiness is not that difficult!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007 Marshall: A drumroll? That's it? So, what, you just said good night, came home and... performed a drum solo?
Lily: Oh Ted, you're such a doof. I mean, this girl sounds amazing.
Ted: She was completely amazing. She was amazing, and funny, and we connected on every level, and I'm never gonna see her again.
[Marshall and Lily look at Ted in disbelief at what he's saying.]
Ted: Dammit, I have to see her again!!
Marshall and Lily: YES!
Marshall: So, let's get to work, man! What else do you know about her?
Ted: Nothing! Her name's Victoria; that's all I got...wait, Claudia. Claudia would know.
Lily: Claudia is on her honeymoon. She'll be back in two weeks; call her then.
Ted: Yes, two weeks, good idea... I'm calling her now.
Lily: No, Ted, you don't mess with the honeymoon.
Marshall: Yea, come on dude. [whispering] Ask her about the cake.