Lily Aldrin Quotes (Page 5)
Lily: [about throwing the wedding bouquet] It's such an evil tradition.
Ted: You're not gonna do it at your wedding?
Lily: Hell, yeah! I'm gonna take that flower grenade and chuck it to the crowd and scream, "Crawl for it, bitches!" It's just what girls do.
Lily: [to Ted as he walks out of his bedroom] Hey, where the hell did you disappear to last night?
Ted: I had the most... amazing night ever.
Marshall: Tell me about it! That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like "Hey bro, I don't know what you're eating cause I don't have any eyes but it's basically awesome so keep sending it down Gullet Alley."
Lily: Yeah, I know, my stomach was like "Girlfriend, we don't always get along but that cake..."
Lily: Ok, ok.... we'll sneak her in.
Ted: We can't sneak her in...we're not ninjas!
Lily: Uhhh... I wish we were ninjas!
Robin: Lily, I need a dress!
Lily: You`re going? That`s awesome! Oh my god, four days to find a dress?
Robin: I know, it`s a suicide mission!
Lily: Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her, I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard your eyes pop out and then we'll feed them to you like grapes!
Barney: Wait, my eyes or my testicles?
Lily: One of each!
Ted: Okay guys, I gotta say something, I think my feelings for Robin may be resurfacing.
Lily: Oh please, they were buried in a shallow grave.
Marshall: Ok, I'm just saying that it's my wedding too and I should have a say in it.
Lily: But I'm the bride. So, I win.
Marshall: But I thought marriage is about two equal partners, sharing a life together.
Lily: Right, but I'm the bride. So, I win.
Barney: Aheeeem. People often ask me "Barney how is that you're so psyched so much of the time"?
Lily: By who? Who asks you that?
Lily: So where are you from, Natalya?
Barney: She... who knows. The former Soviet republic of Drunk-Off-Her-Ass-Istan?
Lily: I think my soul just threw up a little bit.
• Rating 3.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007