Lindsay Bluth Fünke Quotes
Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: That time I was going to say sandwiches.
Lindsay: You know, I'm actually a really good mom. I think it's because Maeby's not around.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Lindsay: Did it ever occur to you that Warden Gentles likes her?
Michael: Likes her what?
Lindsay: No, I mean, likes her, like he's attracted to her.
Michael: Who's the "her" in that sentence?
Lindsay: Mom! Warden Gentles likes mom.
Michael: Her?
Lindsay: Can you think of any benefits?
Doctor: Benefits? No, he'll die.
Lindsay: I get that, but have there ever been any fundraisers?
Lindsay: If I can get that crown for Hope, then maybe I can get her father to crown me, if you know what I mean.
Michael: I'm guessing have sex, but that's meeting you more than half way.
Lindsay: [re: Tobias] He's never fulfilled me..sexually.
Bob Loblaw: Can you tell me the ways in which you were promised to be fulfilled, and whether or not said promise was made explicit.
Lindsay: You want me to be explicit?
Bob Loblaw: Yes. But I will be needing to get off in four minutes.
Lindsay: Well, let's see if I can hit that target for ya.
Bob Loblaw: [pager buzzes] Excuse me, that's one of my partners.
Lindsay: I... I would like to be one of your partners!! [to Michael] Do you think he got that? the two meanings?
Michael: He's running pretty fast, I think he did.
Lindsay: How do you think I feel? Bob Loblaw’s a handsome, professional man and I’m only used to... well, none of those things.
Tobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
Lindsay: Yes, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.
Lindsay: We did it, Mikey! We're super rich again. And, I'm going to buy a car ... the Volvo.
Michael: Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. And this is not a Volvo.
Lindsay: Oh, that's from sitting on the copier.
Lindsay: Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop.
Michael: It’s just Mom and whores.
