Lindsay Bluth Fünke Quotes (Page 2)
Lindsay: Can't you at least come over and dustbuster or something?
Lupe: I no does Buster anymore!
Lindsay: Fine, I'll dustbuster.
Tobias: It’s a little late for talk, Lindsay. I’m a man of action now. You don’t need the calories. [Whispering] This isn’t working.
Lindsay: Is it my imagination, or is he more commanding and-and mannish? It’s, like, I don’t know, maybe I do want to be with him.
Maeby: Then you should go to him. For as it is written, you shall be with whom you have formed a more perfect union with under God.
Lindsay: She's right.
Maeby: [Whispering] This isn't working.
Lindsay: Oh, God. Not that “I’m in love with my mother” dance thing. I’m so glad there wasn’t one of those for daddies and daughters.
Lucille: Of course they have father-daughter dances.
Lindsay: They do? He never took me?
Lucille: It was before we did your nose. Toodaloo.
Michael: Where's your child?
Tobias and Lindsay: We don't have a child, Michael. [laughing]
Lindsay: [long pause] Oh... did you mean Maeby?
Michael: I did mean Maeby.
Lindsay: And I’m going to see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts. I, uh, tried to be sexy. It just... got away from me.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did “nothing” cancel?
Lindsay: Why do you think I’m taking Teamocil?
Michael: To curb your sex drive.
Lindsay: That’s right. What team are you talking about?
Narrator: It may also cause short-term memory loss.
Michael: Lindsay, did that oven vent hit you? Your foot is bleeding.
Lindsay: My foot is bleeding.
Narrator: Teamocil may cause numbness of the extremities.
Lindsay: No, no you have to go, so when men find out we’re in an open relationship, they’ll see you’re no threat. People hear the name Tobias, they think — big black guy.
Tobias: Well, obviously, I’m not a big guy. I’m not a Carl Weathers, par example.
Lindsay: No, you’re not going to that. You see, if I show up with you, it’ll just make me seem like I’m a mother.
Maeby: I’ve never thought of you that way.
Lindsay: That’s sweet.
