Lindsay Bluth Fünke Quotes (Page 4)
Gob: What do you use for misdirection?
Lindsay: Misdirection?
Gob: Yeah, I mean if you're SO good at magic, what'd you have them looking at to divert their attention?
Lindsay: Uh, I dunno... my ass.
Gob: MY ass, you're lying!
Lindsay: I'm protesting the war. There's a war going on, you know.
Maeby: Yeah. I'm the one who told you, and you said it happened 10 years ago.
Lindsay: [As she is hosed down in a cage] All your water's doing is whetting my appetite for protest. No hair for oil! No hair for oil!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007Lindsay: I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Michael: I thought Zenotab was supposed to make everything a little bit better.
Lindsay: For 15 minutes. Then it burns when you pee and your marriage goes to hell.
Lindsay: This is ridiculous. Why do we even have to do this?
Tobias: We are doing this to keep our family together.
Lindsay: No, I'm serious. Look at us. We're dressed like we're in the 60s. It's the 21st century, you should be dressing like it's the 80s.
Lindsay: Where's Nana?
Lucille: I sent her on a wonderful cruise. You just missed a wonderful call from her. She just came back from a wonderful costume party that the captain threw. She gained 10 pounds, there's so much food on that boat. She's up to 74. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. It was wonderful. Just wonderful.
Narrator: In fact, Lucille's mother had been dead for six months.
Lindsay: Speaking of which, have we gotten anything from Nana?
Michael: Buster got a perforated heart and Gob got that receding hairline, but you and I pretty much dodged the bullet.
Lindsay: I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state.
Michael: What are you going to do with them?
Lindsay: Oh, I don't know. Give them to a school.
Lindsay: I'll tell you what. I'll take you down to see Nana if you split the money with me 60-40.
Maeby: 55-55.
Lindsay: Deal.
Michael: Sounds like you guys are getting more than you think.
Lindsay: We should go now before your Dad gets back. No need going halfsies with him, too.