Lindsay Bluth Fünke Quotes (Page 5)
Tobias: Lindsay, say something to scare me.
Lindsay: [bleep] me!
Tobias: Nope, nothing. Thanks for trying, though.
Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people's spirits. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Lindsay: Dad hired me out of college.
Michael: You quit college.
Lindsay: Yeah, well I had a job. What was the point?
Michael: Lindsay. Thank you so much. He doesn't want me to marry Miss Baerly. HE wants to marry Miss Baerly.
Lindsay: Wow. I got that totally wrong. Oh well, no harm, no foul.
[flashback to last night]
Lindsay: George Michael, open up! I want you to need me!
Lindsay: It's George Michael, he told me. I think he wants a mother.
Michael: Well that's ridiculous. He's got you, he's got our mother. You'd think that would turn him off to the entire concept.
Lindsay: I'm saying every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it.
Tobias: Nothing has ever gone well for me and you know it!
Lindsay: That's my point, you... [sees Maeby] ... handsome cowboy, you.
Tobias: Oh, great. And now you're mocking me. You selfish cun.. [sees Maeby] ...ntry-music-loving lady.
Maeby: That's it! Tell me what's up with you and Dad.
Lindsay: Nothing. Nothing's wrong with your father and me. We have a-a wonderful, close relationship. Can I let you in on a little secret? Hmm? Having him in the next room makes me miss him all the more.
Maeby: Mom, please. He's got a big boy crush on Action Jackson.
Lindsay: [to Michael] So, you didn't get any while you were in high school, and now you're not going to get any while George Michael's in high school.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Michael: Since when are you against leather?
Maeby: Yeah, you're not even a vegetarian.
Lindsay: Well, I'm not against the insides. I mean, people need meat to survive.
Michael: You are aware they don't remove it surgically, right?
Michael: Call me what you want...
Lindsay: An impotent man-boy?
