Lindsay Bluth Fünke Quotes (Page 7)
Michael: Lindsay, you've got to cut back, okay? I'm even selling the corporate jet.
Lindsay: Great, now we don't have a car OR a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in "I'm Poor" magazine?
Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: Ah, that's funny. Because I was going to say, you might want to lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.
Michael: George Michael, you're taking your cousin to work today, okay? That's your new employee. I don't want my niece ending up just like everyone in this family.
Lindsay: Uh-uh. You're not telling my daughter what to do. She's a child!
Maeby: No I'm not! I can work.
George Michael: Uh... I don't know about this. It can get pretty hairy in there.
Lindsay: Fine, do whatever you want. If I know my daughter, that stand won't be there in the morning.
Michael: [to George Michael] You stay on top of her, buddy. Do not be afraid to ride her. Hard.
Michael: I’m sorry, what exactly is this intervention for?
Lucille: We need you to come back and run the business.
Michael: Oh, okay. Well, then, so, technically it’s not really an intervention. It’s a little bit more of an imposition, if you think about it.
Lindsay: Oh, whatever you want to call it.
Michael: I’d love to call it an imposition.
Lucille: And I’m putting Buster in charge.
Gob: He’s a good choice.
Michael: Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land?
Lucille: He's had business classes.
Buster: Wait... Eighteenth-century agrarian business. But I guess it's all the same principles. Lemme ask you: Are you at all concerned about an uprising?
Lucille: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire!
Lindsay: Good grief, Mother! Not all homosexuals are flamboy... Oh, my God, I have the exact same blouse.
Lucille: I like it better on him.
Tobias: What an adventure gang! I thought that the homosexuals were pirates. But it turns out that most of them were actors in the local theater. You're right though, it is amazing: I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me and I think it has.
Lindsay: You're gay?
Tobias: No. No, I'm not gay. Lindsay, how many times must we have this... No. I want to be... an actor.
Lindsay: [to a waiter] Oh, no. I'm completely stuffed... um, I forget their name ...but I know they're hungry. And I think some are thirsty.
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