Lisa Simpson Quotes (Page 13)
Lisa: [reading Flander's invitation] The Flanders' are having a beef-a-thon. Incredible Ned-ibles. Maude-acious vittles.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007Lisa: [to Bart] I'm sure you did nothing to discourage this, you scavenger of human misery.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points.
Lisa: My birthday's in two days. I'm going to be 8 years old. It's a big number, almost double digits.
Bart: Well enjoy it while you can. Everything changes when you hit the big 1-0. Your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore...
Marge: The moral of this story is a good deed has its own reward.
Bart: Hey, we got a reward. The head is cool.
Marge: Well then... I guess the moral is no good deed goes unrewarded.
Homer: Wait a minute. If I hadn't written that nasty letter, we wouldn't have gotten anything.
Marge: Well... then I guess the moral is the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Lisa: Perhaps there is no moral to this story.
Homer: Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.
Marge: But it certainly was a memorable few days.
Homer: Amen to that!
Mr. Burns: Hello, young fellow. I haven't forgotten you. Here.
Bart: Wow, a crowbar!
Lisa: It's to open the crate, stupid.
Lisa: Hurry, mom! If we don't get to the convention soon, all the good comics will be gone!
Bart: Ah, what do you care about good comics? All you every buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost.
Lisa: I think it's sad that you equate friendliness with wimpiness, and I hope it'll keep you from ever achieving true popularity.
Bart: Well, you know what I think? I think Casper's the ghost of Richie Rich.
Lisa: Hey! They do look alike.
Bart: I wonder how Richie died.
Lisa: Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money is and took his own life.
Marge: Kids, could you lighten up a little?
Bart: Lisa, I have this strong unpleasant feeling I've never had before.
Lisa: It's called remorse, you vile burlesque of irrepressible youth.
Lisa: Bart, Grampa is a kindly old man who trusts us. Are you sure its right to take advantage of him?
Bart: Lis, in these crazy, topsy-turvy times, who's to say what's right or wrong. Right now, my gut is telling me: "bleed Gramps dry."
Lisa: While I know firsthand how fragile young talent is, I'd love to hear the particulars of how your gift was squashed.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 11th, 2007