Lois Griffin Quotes (Page 14)
Peter Griffin: You want to know what my problem is? You want to know what my problem is?! I LOVE TOO MUCH!
Lois Griffin: Peter, what are you talking about?
Peter Griffin: Don't you see, Lois? We're alive!
Lois Griffin: Peter, you're scaring me.
Peter Griffin: Good! Embrace the fear.
Lois Griffin: Look at that handsome man.
Peter Griffin: You son of a bitch!
Lois Griffin: Brian, will you watch Stewie for a minute?
Brian Griffin: Sure.
Lois Griffin: And please keep an eye on him. Remember what happened last time?
[cut to Stewie jumping up and down on Peter and Lois' bed; Stewie has a normal shaped head]
Brian Griffin: Stewie, get down before you hurt yourself.
Stewie Griffin: Shut up, you're not my mother!
Brian Griffin: Good God, are you alright?
Stewie Griffin: Fine. Why do you ask?
[Peter and Lois are nude]
Meg Griffin: Oh my God, what are you going?!
Lois Griffin: We were wrong, Meg. If you like Jeff, we should give him a chance.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, and we wanted him to feel welcome in our home.
Chris Griffin: [walks in naked] Mom, I need new batteries for my Walkman. Hey, why is everybody else naked?
Lois Grifffin: So, Meg, did any of the neighbors see Jeff come over?
Meg Griffin: Mom! Come on, Jeff, let's go in the other room.
Lois Griffin: Now, Meg, no need to get all testes... uh, testy! Oh, nuts. I mean, crap!
Chris Griffin: BOOBIES!
Lois Griffin: Chris, that's enough! Well, I'm sure glad to be out of there!
Peter Griffin: You said it, Lois. What those people are doing just ain't natural.
Chris Griffin: BOOBIES!
Lois Griffin: Did you hear me, young man?
Meg Griffin: I don't know what the big deal was. I thought they were nice.
Chris Griffin: BOOBIES!
Lois Griffin: What happened with your date?
Brian Griffin: Same thing that always happens. She was an idiot.
Lois Griffin: Wish? It's easy to wish, but does anyone take the responsibility and make it happen? No! You expect someone else to do it for you, like Santy Claus or Mommy!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 9th, 2007Lois Griffin: Shut your fat mouth! You all think Christmas just happens. You think all this goodwill just falls from the freakin' sky, WELL IT DOESN'T! IT FALLS FROM MY HOLLY JOLLY BUTT! So you can cook your own damn turkey, wrap your own damn presents, and hey, while you're at it YOU CAN ALL RIDE A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH TO HELL! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 9th, 2007 Lois Griffin: Just one more thing.
Peter Griffin: Lois!
Lois Griffin: I need you to take the presents out of the trunk.
Brian Griffin: Aren't you going to do it?
Peter Griffin: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian Griffin: All? Peter, only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter Griffin: No, the rest were from the family... weren't they? [pause] Aw, crap. Since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian Griffin: I think they had a meeting about it last night.
Peter Griffin: Why wasn't I told?
Brian Griffin: They sent you a card, but it said "For Peter" on it, so you must've thought it was from you, so you didn't, uh... you know, it's just easier to call you stupid.
