Lorelai Gilmore Quotes
Lorelai: Now whats on the agenda for today. I hear there's a shipment of plutonium coming in on the docks. And I thought we could dress up as nuns and you could fake a stigmata and you could put the plutonium under your habit...
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Colin: I'm Colin. This is Finn. And you are?
Lorelai: Her mother.
Finn: My God those are good genes.
Lorelai: I just ate an apple.
Rory: Uh oh.
Lorelai: Yeah. And I liked it.
Rory: Whoa!
Rory: You've caught me up. Society's caught me up. The health channel on cable's caught me up. Miss Driscoll the sad spinster gym teacher at Stars Hollow High caught me up.
Lorelai: Miss Driscoll, right. Like she would ever need birth control.
Caesar: Hello. Hold on. Hey, Luke, it’s for you. It’s Taylor.
Lorelai: Caesar! You just broke Luke’s standing 'when Taylor calls I’m out even if he can see me through the stupid connecting window' rule.
Rory: What about endowment boy?
Emily: The maybes.
Rory: You go Grandma.
Lorelai: I bet Gregorio would be good dipped in chocolate.
Rory: We're fondue purists, Grandma.
Lorelai: Yea we dip old school.
Emily: The government says you should have nine servings of fruits and vegetables per day.
Lorelai: Imperialist propaganda.
Rory: Noam Chomsky would agree.
Lorelai: I bet Noam doesn't dip fruit.
Sookie: I will give it a 9.
Lorelai: 9+
Sookie: What will make it a 10?
Lorelai: Another half point.
Lorelai: You know, I love watching you cook. It's hot.
Luke: That's cause you're standing next to the boiler.
Lorelai: Oh, is that what we're calling it now?
Lorelai: This is bad, Michel.
Michel: I'm getting that, yes.
Lorelai: Well, we'll just figure something out, right?
Michel: Absolutely. Ain't no mountain high enough.
Lorelai: We'll just formulate a plan, nail down a strategy. You have any ideas?
Michel: We could order some pizza, or Chinese food, or perhaps one of those hoagies that you cut into a million pieces-
Lorelai: No more suggestions necessary, Michel!
Michel: Well, I'm here if you need me.
