Lorelai Gilmore Quotes (Page 11)
Lorelai: So, he invited us to his wedding.
Rory: And we're having beef.
Lorelai: Well, what was his body language like?
Rory: Tall.
Lorelai: And apparently, now that I'm the pretty spinster living all alone, he's concerned for my safety.
Rory: Did he tell you all this?
Lorelai: Do you think I labeled myself the pretty spinster?
Sookie: I should not be a parent.
Lorelai: Sookie. Look at me. There are many people in this world who should not have been parents. Mr. and Mrs. Hitler for example. The Bin Ladens could have watched TV that night. Richard and Emily might have taken a pass at procreating. But... you. No way. You're going to be a great parent.
Lorelai: In the movie, only boy hobbits travel to Mount Doom, but that's only because the girls went to do something even more dangerous.
Girl: What?
Lorelai: Have you ever heard of a Brazilian bikini wax?
Lorelai: And take heart in knowing that when it comes to controlling a person, my mother targeted my soul, my independence, and my entire future, and at least with you, she threw in an ottoman.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Lorelai: They burnt my fries, forgot to give me an extra side of barbecue sauce, the jeep is making that crunchy sound again, and I have to spend my evening making elf ears for Aaron Thompson's Lord of the Rings party.
Rory: Grandma broke into my dorm and redid the entire common room in $25,000 worth of furniture and stereo equipment.
Lorelai: You win.
Rory: Her name's Janet.
Lorelai: What's she like?
Rory: She jogs.
Lorelai: Enough said.
Rory: It's shopping week.
Lorelai: Isn't it always?
Rory: The first week of school is called shopping week. You get to try out as many classes as you want before you pick the ones you want to stick with for the semester. I picked over fifty classes I'm gonna try out, plus another ten I'm gonna squeeze in if I have the time. They all sound completely amazing. I stayed up all night reading the class subscriptions over and over.
Lorelai: You do know that if you weren't so pretty, you would've gotten the crap kicked out of you every day of your life.
Lorelai: My mother — she was here. I can feel it. Smell that? The room smells like guilt and Chanel No. 5.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Lorelai: Copper boom!
Rory: What?
Lorelai: What you said to me this morning when you were trying to speed me up.
Rory: But you missed a bunch of stuff in between.
Lorelai: I think it's catchy. Go, go, unpack.
Rory: Copper boom.
Lorelai: Copper boom!
