Lorelai Gilmore Quotes (Page 15)
Rory: Hanging out with Jess for most of the day, studying at night.
Lorelai: Cool. Alex and I are having dinner tomorrow night.
Rory: Good. That’ll make it nice and quiet for when I study.
Lorelai: I’m that loud?
Rory:You are when you dance around singing ‘Rory’s Studying’ songs.
Lorelai: It’s from my mother.
Rory: What is it?
Lorelai: It’s heavy. Must be her hopes and dreams for me.
Rory: I thought she discarded those years ago.
Rory: I just need to go on record that a grown man should not throw himself a Beanie Baby retirement party.
Lorelai: Just hold your breath this one actually takes.
Rory: And how is Sookie supposed to plan a Beanie Baby menu?
Lorelai: Lots of beans.
Lorelai: Well, he decided that golf was dull and he doesn’t want to be remembered as dull.
Michel: Would he like to be remembered as limping, because I can be a fabulous help with that.
Emily: Yes, but you’re not a kid, you’re a grown woman. What are people going to think when they see a grown woman bunking down with a bunch of twenty-year-olds?
Lorelai: Well, if the twenty-year-olds are cute, they’ll probably think, "Lucky!"
Lorelai: Mom, I swear, it was Aunt Maureen.
Emily: Aunt Maureen would never hike up her skirt in public.
Lorelai: She would after half a gallon of eggnog.
Rory: You set my alarm for 5:15 a.m.
Lorelai: [walking into the kitchen] I know, and I did it for purely practical reasons.
Rory: Which are?
Lorelai: My alarm is just not as reliable as your scream.
Lorelai: Hey, got any good stories?
Luke: Nope, sorry.
Lorelai: Ah, nothing? No crazy, colorful uncle? Best friend with a funny name?
Luke: Jeff Smith?
Lorelai: Skeletons in the family closet? War wounds? Funny shaped scars?
Luke: It really throws you off when Rory’s late, doesn’t it?
Rory: I appreciate that. So, tell me, your cousin getting married Saturday, what’s his story?
Lane: James. Very quiet, kind of skulky, couldn’t meet anyone here, so his family arranged to have a girl shipped over from the old country.
Rory: I hope they cut air holes in the box.
Lorelai: Okay. Now, Sookie’s on top of the menu. Let’s make sure the dining room’s open for a late lunch, and we need to confirm the number of rooms they’ll need.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007