Lorelai Gilmore Quotes (Page 2)
Rory: Hey, Mom!
Lorelai [sighs]: Hey, Mom? That's it? You just gave me a heart attack and all you have to say is 'hey, Mom'? I thought you were a vicious serial killer.
Rory: Who you were going to challenge to a pillow fight?
Lorelai: You lost me at carrots, which by the way was the first draft of "you had me at hello."
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: I see we've entered the no humor zone.
Lorelai: Let her get all Condoleezza Rice to my Barbara Boxer if she likes.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Lorelai: Why are you covering your eyes, Kirk?
Kirk: In case you're naked.
Lorelai: You thought I'd walk into my daughter's room and get naked?
Kirk: I don't know your domestic routine.
Lorelai: You know Superman's fortress of solitude? A Jamaician beach compared to my mother's house.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007Lorelai: I put my soul into this place. My heart. My liver. A couple kidneys.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Rory: I can't believe he's gone. He's been dying my whole life.
Lorelai: ... Apparently he just closed his eyes, muttered something about Lori Loughlin and then, he was gone.
Rory: Wow, he's never died before.
Lorelai: I guess there's a first time for everything.
Lorelai: If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Rory: I am going out with Robert.
Lorelai: Have I met this Robert?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: What's his last name?
Rory [thinking]: Grimaldi.
Lorelai: Okay.
[later that night]
Rory: Robert... what's your last name?
Rory: This is just wrong!
Lorelai: What?
Rory: You washing two socks!
Lorelai: They were dirty.
Rory: That's wasteful.
Lorelai: I really wanted to wear them tonight.
Rory: They are your dancing Santa Claus socks. You're not gonna wear them for another ten months.
