Lorelai Gilmore Quotes (Page 26)
Lorelai: Yeah, but Luke, he's new in town. He doesn't know his way around yet.
Luke: Way around what? This is Stars Hollow. You take three left turns and you're back in the center of town.
Lorelai: Ugh. There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous cream pies you can just smash in someone's face, but this is definitely one of them.
Jess: Well, now, that's not very neighborly.
Rory: Oh my God, I hate her.
Lorelai: Ah, me too.
Rory: You have no idea who I'm talking about.
Lorelai: Solidarity, sister.
Lane: It's so amazing to be back. When I got off the plane, I kissed the tarmac.
Lorelai: Just like the Pope.
Lane: It was hot and I burned my lips.
Rory: Maybe that's why the Pope always looks so grumpy.
Rory: Mom, it's gonna be dark in a couple of hours and I don't want to sleep in the car.
Lorelai: Ugh, my sense of adventure did not translate to my offspring.
Lorelai: I ate the fuzzy certs... they tasted like keys.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007Lorelai: Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would've made Liberace say ... "Whoa, step back. No one's that gay."
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Rory: If the house was burning down, what would you save first, the cake or me?
Lorelai: Not fair! The cake doesn't have legs!
Lorelai: Hm, that Chilton has taught you some big words.
Rory: That's kind of the point.
Rory: What's that?
Lorelai: A hammer.
Rory: Why does it have feathers?
Lorelai: So the rhinestones and bows won't feel lonely.