Lorelai Gilmore Quotes (Page 4)
Lorelai: Rory, that childish punctuality of yours has worn off. My baby's a woman!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Lorelai: Why are you nervous?
Emily: I'm getting married!
Lorelai: For the second time. Mom, it's a pretend wedding. J.Lo has them all the time!
Michel: I would advise that you change our cancellation policy. These people cancel and have to pay nothing.
Lorelai: I hate charging people for canceling. It’s too corporate. We’re doing things differently here.
Michel: Oh, yes. Bankruptcy will be fun and different. Be sure to file for it while it’s snowing, won’t you? We’ll go down to bankruptcy court in a horse-drawn sleigh.
Lorelai: The floor's a little wet, are we getting the mats out?
Michel: We are without mats.
Lorelai: That’s impossible, we ordered them eight months ago. We got confirmation.
Michel: They were back-ordered and due within two weeks. Two weeks turned into eight months, and all we have to show for it is our special yellow back-order receipt. Such cheap paper they use at the mat place. That should have been a clue.
Lorelai: Oh, it's heaven! One quick trip downstairs and I have all the treats I want. You're like Willy Wonka, but hotter.
Luke: I am not hotter than Willy Wonka.
Lorelai: Slap on a purple top hat and you're close.
Rory: [talking about Logan] I know him from school. He's just a casual friend. That's it.
Lorelai: Do you think he's cute?
Rory: It doesn't matter if I think he's cute.
Lorelai: Uh, it matters to me. I don't want ugly grandchildren.
Rory: What did you say to her?
Lorelai: I said 'Are you getting back with Dad?' And she said he wouldn't butter her roll.
Lorelai: So, Michel has been obsessed with these guests who he swears are the notorious bathrobe bandits from the Independence Inn. At least the moles match. So, apparently they were checking out, and Michel stopped them and demanded they open their suitcases, and they refused. So he grabs the guy's suitcase and starts tearing through all of his stuff, which, of course, went over really well. And when I got there, the wife was calling the cops and the husband was chasing Michel around with a golf club. It took a comped bill and two free bathrobes in addition to the ones they had stolen to get them to drop the charges. Plus, Michel ripped his pants, and his underwear's pink and shiny.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Emily: Nice?
Lorelai: Nice and red and panty-suity.
Emily: Simon McLane
Lorelai: Who is Simon McLane?
Emily: He's my date.
Lorelai: What?
Emily: I have no idea what to put on. I'm in a blind panic, and its all your fault.
Lorelai: How is it my fault?
Emily: Because I used your line and it worked.
Lorelai: What line?
Emily: 'Hello'
Lorelai: 'Hello' is not my line. 'Hello is not a line. 'Hello' is hello.
Emily: Well, all I know is I helloed him today, and now he's taking me to dinner.
